2 Sick Kids,1 Crazy Momma and Not a Caveman Club in Sight

So both my baby girls are sick today. Little Miss Jayden was the 1st one sick coughing and runny nose and with her persistant kissing on her baby sister, also got little Averi sick too. I tell you I begged that child

"PLEASE, Jayden stay out of your sister's face"

"But MOMMY I love her to much and I just have to kiss her"

Well all that little love has caused a coughing, sneezing, runny nosed 3 month old, to my suprise, isn't crying or irritated, but rather very smiley. Jayden on the other hand has done nothing but whine and cry and be a yucky little girl. She even went as far as to cry about the neighbors lol, what you may ask?? Well I went outside earlier this morning and the neighbors were leaving, Jayden thought it was her MiMi (my mother) after I told her that was the neighbors because MiMi is still in Mexico, she cried because I wasn't sharing with her lol, so out of pure evilness, I shouted "Jayden, I am not going to share the neighbors with you" well Little Miss Diva proceeded to tell me that she was going to break all my glass and move out. Ok ok lol.....

I told Jayden "If you are 100% brave enough to break my glass then go ahead" She went into my room and dropped her train picture frame onto a pillow lol. Well I told her that that particular item was hers so HAHA!! She then began to scream at me at the top of her lungs, so she got a spanking (Yes I do believe in a fair ASS Whooping lol) and was then sent to her room, where she cried and cried and cried!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!

Averi cried
Jayden cried
Averi's nose is running
Jayden's nose is running
Averi CRIES
Jayden CRIES

And I can not for the life of my find the caveman club to smack myself in the head and drag myself into the other room!!!

AHHH!!!